Fernando falls to the ground letting out perhaps the girliest scream humanly possible.
With an irritated growl he pulls out his pan flute and plays an incredibly irritating tune.
Out of nowhere a carriage bursts from the woods, two more cherubs scoop Fernando and Susan up into it.
"About time! How could you let me get injured like that?! You are both going to be flogged as soon as we get back!"
Susan glares and opens her mouth to almost certainly say something insulting, only to find an irritated looking Fernando pointing a gun at her.
"Well... that is bold of you Fernando...."
"Susan baby, I'm sorry. But according to your parents it is my wedding day. And I won't let anyone ruin it, not even you. Now take a seat and enjoy the ride, yes? If you're good I might even flex for you!"
He grins and waves at Val as the carriage rapidly vanishes into the distance.