Susan Evensong Tue May 05, 2015 7:05 pm"I don't know..." Susan says with.a shit eating grin. "If you keep openly ogling his ass, you might get Xhiero eaten. He might find that even more irritating than damage to his bar..."
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RP Free for All: Chapter 4
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Azazel raises an eyebrow at Susan. "Jasper is banished from the bar. Besides, it would probably take more than my wandering eye to get him eaten."
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"I don't know, I jokingly called him your boyfriend and Jasper showed up. But, I really don't care whose naked bits you stare at, even if it does put them in danger of being snake chow."
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Azazel grunts. "Jasper seems to have a sixth sense for the word 'boyfriend'." She makes her way to the door, motioning Susan to follow. She heads downstairs and back to the bar, grabbing something for herself for breakfast.
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After obtaining a Bloody Mary, Susan grabs a seat next to Azazel's.
"So, there are no terrifying creatures I have to worry about with Val, right? Well besides you of course."
"So, there are no terrifying creatures I have to worry about with Val, right? Well besides you of course."
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Azazel chuckles. "As far as I know Demetri and I are the only ones you need to be concerned about."
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Mid sip of her drink Susan remembers something and looks back up at Azazel.
"Oh! How long have you known that Val was faking the sleeping thing?! I would have asked last night but I ...wanted to put some clothes on first "
"Oh! How long have you known that Val was faking the sleeping thing?! I would have asked last night but I ...wanted to put some clothes on first "
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"I suspected for a while, but it became a little obvious everytime he passed alcohol to you when I entered the room." Azazel smirks. "As if you would let anyone hold your alcohol for you."
She takes on a contemplative look. "I do wonder why he does it though. It is not as if I care whether he drinks or not. Do you know?"
She takes on a contemplative look. "I do wonder why he does it though. It is not as if I care whether he drinks or not. Do you know?"
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"You know me so well. It warms my cockles, truly it does." Susan grins as she takes another drink.
"As for why, he didn't give me the clearest answer when I asked. Something about it being an easy way to get Demetri to leave him alone. But who knows if that's the whole truth?"
"As for why, he didn't give me the clearest answer when I asked. Something about it being an easy way to get Demetri to leave him alone. But who knows if that's the whole truth?"
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"That does not explain him pretending in front of me." She frowns momentarily before shrugging and moves behind the bar to wash her dishes. "Oh well. I was merely curious."
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"How can that man be so simple and so mysterious at the same time?" Susan tentatively nibbles a piece of celery.
"So, are you going to tell him that you know the truth? Or are you going to use this to pick on him?"
"So, are you going to tell him that you know the truth? Or are you going to use this to pick on him?"
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"I see no reason to tell him right away." Azazel grins up at Susan.
She continues going about her cleaning in silence for a moment and looks over at Xhiero's sleeping form on the couch. "How can they sleep for so long?"
She continues going about her cleaning in silence for a moment and looks over at Xhiero's sleeping form on the couch. "How can they sleep for so long?"
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Susan studies Xhiero silently for a moment then bursts out laughing.
She doubles over still laughing and starts to wheeze.
She doubles over still laughing and starts to wheeze.
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Azazel looks at Susan in confusion. "Why are you laughing?"
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She looks up at Azazel, tears of laughter streaming down her face.
"He..." Wheeze "He..." Hic.... "He sleeps..." Another wheeze. "He sleeps like the dead!"
"He..." Wheeze "He..." Hic.... "He sleeps..." Another wheeze. "He sleeps like the dead!"
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Azazel stares blankly at Susan and shakes her head, trying to hold back a smirk. "Gee, I wonder how often he has heard that joke."
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Wiping the tears from her eyes Susan straightens back up.
"Well, he already dislikes me, perhaps I shall create a massive list of dead guy puns and just randomly insert them into all of our conversations." Susan chuckles at the thought of this.
"Oh! Did you enjoy your visit to hell? Demons don't actually live there, right? I wonder why that is such a pervasive belief..."
"Well, he already dislikes me, perhaps I shall create a massive list of dead guy puns and just randomly insert them into all of our conversations." Susan chuckles at the thought of this.
"Oh! Did you enjoy your visit to hell? Demons don't actually live there, right? I wonder why that is such a pervasive belief..."
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"No, we mostly infest the forests. Devils inhabit hell, I believe. We are often confused for one another."
"Hell was lovely." Azazel sighs wistfully."I had every intention of purchasing property there until Xhiero informed that they run on a different currency. I will have to find a way to earn some money and convince Xhiero to take me back."
"Hell was lovely." Azazel sighs wistfully."I had every intention of purchasing property there until Xhiero informed that they run on a different currency. I will have to find a way to earn some money and convince Xhiero to take me back."
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"Saying 'We promise to leave your bar and stop bothering you' wouldn't be enough incentive?" Susan asks with a laugh. She glances back over at Xhiero.
"The temptation to draw on his face, or stick his hand in warm water is surprisingly strong..."
"The temptation to draw on his face, or stick his hand in warm water is surprisingly strong..."
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"It is your soul. I will stand over here out of reaping range."
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"We all know I don't have one of those..." Susan murmurs with a smirk. "Nonetheless, perhaps marker would be a poor choice..."
She vanishes into the kitchen and returns with a can of whipped cream which she uses to.draw a skeleton on one cheek, a monster on the other, and a scythe on his forehead. With a snicker she scurries away before he wakes up.
"Want some?" She offers the can to Azazel.
She vanishes into the kitchen and returns with a can of whipped cream which she uses to.draw a skeleton on one cheek, a monster on the other, and a scythe on his forehead. With a snicker she scurries away before he wakes up.
"Want some?" She offers the can to Azazel.
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Azazel covers her mouth with her hand, trying to hold back a laugh, and stares at Xhiero. She declines the whipped cream and shakes her head at Susan. "He is going to kill you."
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"I am mildly afraid for my life..."
Susan suddenly perks up and calls for Fluffernutter, she hands him the can and points at a chair next to Xhiero.
"Could you hold this and sit here, dear?"
She turns to Azazel with a grin.
"Perhaps we should take a walk?"
Susan suddenly perks up and calls for Fluffernutter, she hands him the can and points at a chair next to Xhiero.
"Could you hold this and sit here, dear?"
She turns to Azazel with a grin.
"Perhaps we should take a walk?"
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Azazel nods and pats poor Flutternutter on the shoulder. She leads Susan out to the garden and looks at her out of the corner of her eye. "I thought that one was your favorite."
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"I did say I'd punish him for his behavior when I was small. Besides, he was mean to Val..."
Susan casts a mildly worried look back to the bar.
"Do you think he'll hurt him that badly?"
Susan casts a mildly worried look back to the bar.
"Do you think he'll hurt him that badly?"
