Azazel Wed May 27, 2015 1:57 pmTwo of the intruders fall to the floor and begin snoring. The third freezes in place, his eyes staring at Val and Susan in a panic. Suddenly he tries to make for the window, but trips over his companions. Scrambling on the floor he manages to sputter out, "W-- Who are you!? W-what are you doing here!?"
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"Oh Val, you scared the poor thing!"
Susan crouches next to the frightened intruder and offers a friendly smile.
"We are close personal friends with the owner of this home. The scary one..." she points over at Val. "..is even her brother. What brings you folks here at such an interesting hour? If you answer truthfully I'll put in a good word for you with Ms. Azazel."
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Susan crouches next to the frightened intruder and offers a friendly smile.
"We are close personal friends with the owner of this home. The scary one..." she points over at Val. "..is even her brother. What brings you folks here at such an interesting hour? If you answer truthfully I'll put in a good word for you with Ms. Azazel."
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Xhiero manages to find Azazel hidden away in the armory.
"Shouldn't you check up on your household. It is almost dark." He said as he entered with a tray. Xhiero placed it on a clear surface and leaned against the wall, watching her.
"Shouldn't you check up on your household. It is almost dark." He said as he entered with a tray. Xhiero placed it on a clear surface and leaned against the wall, watching her.
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The man, and that term is used loosely, shakily gets to his feet. He stares at Val equal parts intrigued and terrified before his attention is grabbed by Susan's promise. "Really? We've been coming here hoping to learn enough about her to befriend her." He gets a far away look in his eyes and a goofy grin. "Can you really introduce us?"
"Hm?" Azazel ceases her practice to check a clock. "Oh, I suppose it is late. I lost track of time."
"Where did Val and Susan get off to?" She looks around the room as she heads up the stairs to her room. "Hopefully, they're staying out of----" She freezes as she takes in her new guests and glares, her voice lowering. "Do we have new guests?"
"Hm?" Azazel ceases her practice to check a clock. "Oh, I suppose it is late. I lost track of time."
"Where did Val and Susan get off to?" She looks around the room as she heads up the stairs to her room. "Hopefully, they're staying out of----" She freezes as she takes in her new guests and glares, her voice lowering. "Do we have new guests?"
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"Of course! In fact I'm sure that at any moment..."
She rolls her eyes as Azazel marches into the room.
"...she'll come introduce herself..."
With a weary sigh she shrugs at Azazel.
"It would seem that your fanclub has managed to track down your place of residence. It doesn't seem like they meant any harm. However, I am curious as to how these children managed to locate and break into your home, I thought it would be better defended.
She rolls her eyes as Azazel marches into the room.
"...she'll come introduce herself..."
With a weary sigh she shrugs at Azazel.
"It would seem that your fanclub has managed to track down your place of residence. It doesn't seem like they meant any harm. However, I am curious as to how these children managed to locate and break into your home, I thought it would be better defended.
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Azazel stalks over to the man and grabs him by his throat, lifting him into the air. "Why are you breaking into my home? How did you get past my wards?" She gives him a shake. "ANSWER ME."
The man sputters and grabs at Azazel's hand around his throat. "We... are... fans."
Azazel drops him with a look of horror. "What?"
The man sputters and grabs at Azazel's hand around his throat. "We... are... fans."
Azazel drops him with a look of horror. "What?"
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"You know, fans! Don't remember those little goth kids that kept following you around? Perhaps you should stop being so interesting..."
"Impossible! Azazel is the coolest person in the universe! Even at her least awesome moment she is a million times more awesome than anyone else! That is why I have a tattoo of her!" He lifts his shirt you reveal a cartoonish representation of Azazel sprawled across his stomach.
"....well... I did it with markers, but it will be a real tattoo when I'm 18! Can you sign my stomach?!"
"Impossible! Azazel is the coolest person in the universe! Even at her least awesome moment she is a million times more awesome than anyone else! That is why I have a tattoo of her!" He lifts his shirt you reveal a cartoonish representation of Azazel sprawled across his stomach.
"....well... I did it with markers, but it will be a real tattoo when I'm 18! Can you sign my stomach?!"
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"Azi-chan, you are so popular. Thank goodness I don't have that problem despite how good looking I am." Val chuckled before walking away so Azazel doesn't cleave him.
Xhiero followed after Azazel with the platter that contained dinner. Noticing that Susan and Val were free from the trouble he set the tray down on a table. Lifting the lid to reveal plates of omelet and a bottle of alcohol for Susan.
"Aww, Xhiero carried dinner all the way here for us. Thank you. Let's have dinner while Azi deals with her guest." Val laughed and pulled Susan over to the table.
Xhiero followed after Azazel with the platter that contained dinner. Noticing that Susan and Val were free from the trouble he set the tray down on a table. Lifting the lid to reveal plates of omelet and a bottle of alcohol for Susan.
"Aww, Xhiero carried dinner all the way here for us. Thank you. Let's have dinner while Azi deals with her guest." Val laughed and pulled Susan over to the table.
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"You two are not helping." Azazel hisses at Susan and Val. She takes a step back from the clearly insane teenager boy thing, nearly backing into Xhiero as he sets his plates down. "Why does this keep happening to me."
Rubbing her forehead, she glares at the boy. "I do not want fans. I have done nothing to get fans. Take your friends and get out. If you ever step foot here again, I will kill you."
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Rubbing her forehead, she glares at the boy. "I do not want fans. I have done nothing to get fans. Take your friends and get out. If you ever step foot here again, I will kill you."
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Xhiero watched as Azazel failed to intimidate the teenager. He stepped between Azazel and the teenager. To be polite or to be a mean...Actually I feel a bit tired of all this.
"Get out of this household or I will cleave all of you in half." He glared at the boy as his eyes glowed red.
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"Get out of this household or I will cleave all of you in half." He glared at the boy as his eyes glowed red.
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The boy is too thrilled that Azazel is speaking to him to feel intimidated.
"You say that, but you just don't understand how much we love you! If you did you'd be so happy! Here, I'll let you read some of my fanfiction!" The boy offers her a notebook and starts to hyperventilate.
"I can't believe Azazel is talking to MEEEE!!!"
"I don't recall claiming I'd be helpful..."
Susan grabs the drink and grins at Xhiero.
"Xhiero, if you have a fanclub I'll join it."
"You say that, but you just don't understand how much we love you! If you did you'd be so happy! Here, I'll let you read some of my fanfiction!" The boy offers her a notebook and starts to hyperventilate.
"I can't believe Azazel is talking to MEEEE!!!"
"I don't recall claiming I'd be helpful..."
Susan grabs the drink and grins at Xhiero.
"Xhiero, if you have a fanclub I'll join it."
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Xhiero seems to be getting more irritated by the boy as he reached for his scythe.
"Whao, let me handle this big guy." Val pushed Xhiero a distance and pulled a cloth from his pocket and threw it at the boy's face. It has been dabbed in sleeping gas.
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"Whao, let me handle this big guy." Val pushed Xhiero a distance and pulled a cloth from his pocket and threw it at the boy's face. It has been dabbed in sleeping gas.
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The poor boy falls to the floor unconscious.
Susan laughs and continues to enjoy her drink.
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Azazel bonks her head against Xhiero's back, muttering incomprehensibly to herself and studiously ignoring the notebook being held out to her.
The teenager looks slightly taken aback by Xhiero, but apparently being a fan of Azazel makes him a little more resistant to intimidation. He attempts to stand his ground and glares at Xhiero. "And who are you?"
However, just as the question leaves his mouth Val's cloth hits him in the face and he crumbles to the ground with the rest of his friends.
Azazel looks over Xhiero's shoulder in relief, "I am going to have to move."
The teenager looks slightly taken aback by Xhiero, but apparently being a fan of Azazel makes him a little more resistant to intimidation. He attempts to stand his ground and glares at Xhiero. "And who are you?"
However, just as the question leaves his mouth Val's cloth hits him in the face and he crumbles to the ground with the rest of his friends.
Azazel looks over Xhiero's shoulder in relief, "I am going to have to move."
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"See. All quiet." Val dust off his hands and grinned. He returned to Susan and digs into his dinner. "This is good. We should start trading recipes."
Xhiero stared at the boy's limp body on the ground and bent over, grabbing him by the back of his shirt and dragging him towards the other two. He pulled out a rope and tied them up.
"A brainwashing machine would be nice right now...or bury them alive."
Xhiero stared at the boy's limp body on the ground and bent over, grabbing him by the back of his shirt and dragging him towards the other two. He pulled out a rope and tied them up.
"A brainwashing machine would be nice right now...or bury them alive."
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"Isn't that reaction a bit extreme, Xhiero? I mean they are obnoxious, but they weren't even bothering you, in particular." Susan smirks and silently mouths the word "jealous" at Val.
"Perhaps we could get you a better security system, Azazel. Then you wouldn't need to move."
She grins at Val and whispers "can I join your fanclub too?"
"Perhaps we could get you a better security system, Azazel. Then you wouldn't need to move."
She grins at Val and whispers "can I join your fanclub too?"
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"Burying them alive sounds good to me." Azazel grabs a plate of food and leans against a wall. "I have a ten foot wall around the property and all entrances are warded with blood magic. Apparently I need to ward the windows as well."
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"I guess..." Xhiero sighed. "I had a similar problem before...I just asked Mimi to pretend to be my girlfriend. It worked most of the time." He dragged the group to a corner and threw a blanket over their heads.
Val chuckled at Susan.
"I don't think I want a fan club. A girlfriend is good enough for me already."
Val chuckled at Susan.
"I don't think I want a fan club. A girlfriend is good enough for me already."
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"Just tell Jasper that everyone trying to enter your house is trying to have sex with you, you'll never have visitors again... Or maybe Xhiero could pretend to be your boyfriend. If that worked for him maybe it will work for you." Susan grins mischievously.
"I suppose what we did in the cave proves I'm your biggest fan anyways...."
"I suppose what we did in the cave proves I'm your biggest fan anyways...."
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Azazel chokes on her eggs and sputters at the suggestion. "What? Would that really work? We could just kill them."
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"Sure, killing is fun, but you'd never be able to leave the house! If you have a boyfriend it should work without you lifting a finger!"
