Susan Evensong Mon Jul 13, 2015 11:24 pmI'm bored. What weird conversations are we having while stuck on a ship together for two months?
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Returning to her quarters, Susan sticks the combined winnings into a large heavy looking safe in the corner of the room. With a sigh she turns to face Aden and smirks.
"I presume this goes without saying, but, don't break into this safe. Can I trust you to follow that incredibly simple rule?"
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Klumn wanders in to Susan's room, holding a small note.
"Viviana; My wife's name is Viviana, Susan."
"Viviana; My wife's name is Viviana, Susan."
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"Oh, so her name IS Girl-Klumm, just what I thought."
Susan says with a pleased smile, turning her attention away from Aden for a moment.
Susan says with a pleased smile, turning her attention away from Aden for a moment.
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Susan snickers at Klumns expression and takes another drag of her cigarette. Satisfied, she turns her attention back to Aden.
"Now, as I was saying. Do not break into my safe. It is likely beyond your skills, and I don't want your attempts to scratch it up."
Susan snickers at Klumns expression and takes another drag of her cigarette. Satisfied, she turns her attention back to Aden.
"Now, as I was saying. Do not break into my safe. It is likely beyond your skills, and I don't want your attempts to scratch it up."
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Aden sits on the bed watching Susan close the safe carefully.
"Honey, how do you know what my skill level is?" He asks as he collapses onto his new bed. "Did you forget that I have magic hands?" He lazily waves his hands around. "Regardless, we made a deal and I shall honor it so long as you keep up your end of the deal."
"Honey, how do you know what my skill level is?" He asks as he collapses onto his new bed. "Did you forget that I have magic hands?" He lazily waves his hands around. "Regardless, we made a deal and I shall honor it so long as you keep up your end of the deal."
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"And do you think I'd make a safe that is easy to break into?"
Rolling her eyes Susan perches herself on a large armchair.
"Luckily, we need not test it. After all, my end of the deal only requires me allowing you to use my bed. Easy enough to hold up... if a bit of a nuisance."
She pulls out a book and starts flipping through it before slamming it shut with a sigh.
"Good lord, I'm bored already. How are we going to survive this trip?"
Rolling her eyes Susan perches herself on a large armchair.
"Luckily, we need not test it. After all, my end of the deal only requires me allowing you to use my bed. Easy enough to hold up... if a bit of a nuisance."
She pulls out a book and starts flipping through it before slamming it shut with a sigh.
"Good lord, I'm bored already. How are we going to survive this trip?"
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Aden smirks at her as he spreads his arms and legs out trying to take up as much of the bed as possible for him.
"You're bored? I've been bored since the second day! It's a miracle that I haven't gone insane yet! All the crew is robotics! There's a high elf on this ship which is beyond stupid! A guy who doesn't talk to anyone but the Elf and his birds! Viviana and Lawn Ornament are kind of hard to approach! There's no way I'm gonna bug Azazel." He huffs out his annoyance before rolling onto his side.
"Neptune does have my interest. Like is sex the same for her as it is for land people? But she's just too clueless, like someone else I know." He gives a small, weak glare at Susan.
"You're bored? I've been bored since the second day! It's a miracle that I haven't gone insane yet! All the crew is robotics! There's a high elf on this ship which is beyond stupid! A guy who doesn't talk to anyone but the Elf and his birds! Viviana and Lawn Ornament are kind of hard to approach! There's no way I'm gonna bug Azazel." He huffs out his annoyance before rolling onto his side.
"Neptune does have my interest. Like is sex the same for her as it is for land people? But she's just too clueless, like someone else I know." He gives a small, weak glare at Susan.
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"Does it occur to you that I pretend to be clueless because I know you aren't seriously flirting with me?" Susan looks over at him with an amused smirk.
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Aden stares at Susan for a few seconds before a large grin plasters itself onto his face, showing off his teeth. "So you're saying that I should take this more seriously? Because I ca," he says as he narrows his eyes at her.
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"Is that a threat, Sweet Cheeks?" Susan laughs and opens her book again.
"And why are you glaring at me like that?"
"And why are you glaring at me like that?"
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Aden licks his lips as he stares down his newest prey. He opens his mouth to say something but quickly shuts it and rolls to his side, burying his face into his pillow. "There's no fun to be had flirting with coworker!"
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"Does that mean you aren't going after Shamu?" Susan asks with a slight pout. "I was rather hoping you'd fuck her."
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Aden glances at her from the pillow most of his face still covered. "I want too but not when I'm going to be stuck on a boat with her for two months. Not to mention I'm surrounded by her element if I some how screw up, I will be fucked. A risk I'm not willing to take until we are far into land."
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"Literally and figuratively." Susan laughs looking over at him.
"In that case, what should we do to lessen the boredom? It is only going to get worse."
"In that case, what should we do to lessen the boredom? It is only going to get worse."
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Aden groans very loudly into the pillow. "I already hate this journey so much!"
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"Oh woe is Aden, can't screw anyone for two months. We brought a crate of porn onboard, can't you... use that...?" She looks away somewhat awkwardly towards the end of the sentence.
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Again Aden looks at Susan with his face still half buried in a pillow. "I can only get off so much with just porn!" He flops onto his back and stares at the roof. "Besides I do other things than just fuck everybody."
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"Oh, really? Like what?"
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While inspecting the mark on his hand he begins to list off things, "Playing cards with strangers, messing with some jerk or a drunk (they usually tend to be the same), going out on walks, talking to people, taking baths; gods it's been while since I took a real baths, boats are horrible!"
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"You could always share Shamu's bathtub..." Susan jokes with a grin.
"And you're talking to me right now, although we are mostly just complaining about how much we hate boats..."
"And you're talking to me right now, although we are mostly just complaining about how much we hate boats..."
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"We already had the talk about Neptune," he mumbles as he rolls back onto his stomach. "And I hate ships!"
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"Are we going to come up with nicknames for everyone on the damned ship?" Susan grins. "I like that."
With a sigh she stands and walks over, taking a moment to poke him in the head.
"Hey now, you complain even more than I do. Trust me, that is a huge accomplishment." She chuckles to herself before continuing. "Lets at least have a damned conversation before you implode with boredom. Tell me another story."
With a sigh she stands and walks over, taking a moment to poke him in the head.
"Hey now, you complain even more than I do. Trust me, that is a huge accomplishment." She chuckles to herself before continuing. "Lets at least have a damned conversation before you implode with boredom. Tell me another story."
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Aden rolls on to his back again, grinning at Susan. "Nicknames are fun. Much better than actually calling people by their real names."
He sits up and stretches, "I have only begun to complain. And another story? What am I, a bard?" he smirks at her.
He sits up and stretches, "I have only begun to complain. And another story? What am I, a bard?" he smirks at her.
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