Susan Evensong Sat Apr 04, 2015 2:04 amSusan raises an eyebrow and stares silently at Val for quite a while before sighing, patting him on the head and grabbing her drink.
"What I am, is too sober for any of this."
"What I am, is too sober for any of this."
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"You shouldn't drink so much. You may not feel so well the next morning. I am not sure if the toilet here will bite your head off so you shouldn't get to hung over." Val placed a glass of water next to Susan. He watched as Azazel marched off determined to find more information. "I will stay and guard the fort!"
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Susan stares at this mysterious clear liquid.
Vodka?
Realizing that it is in fact NOT booze, Susan pushes the cup away.
"I appreciate your concern. Really I do. But if I stopped drinking now, I fear the collective hangover would kill me." Susan grins wickedly at Val.
"By the way, since she has wandered off.... do you have anymore embarrassing stories about Azazel?"
Vodka?
Realizing that it is in fact NOT booze, Susan pushes the cup away.
"I appreciate your concern. Really I do. But if I stopped drinking now, I fear the collective hangover would kill me." Susan grins wickedly at Val.
"By the way, since she has wandered off.... do you have anymore embarrassing stories about Azazel?"
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"Not that I can think of at the moment." Val stared at Susan brain dead. He was starting to feel tired from cleaning. The demon sat down next to her and watch her drink endless amount of liquor. How does she do that?
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"That is a pity." Susan says with a sigh "But, I suppose it is more fun when she is around to be annoyed by said stories." Susan starts on yet another drink, enjoying a rare quiet moment, even if it is in a weird abandoned bar, in the feywild, next to a demon...
"You know Val, I'm a bit surprised at your lack of alcohol tolerance. Both of your siblings seem to hold their liquor exceptionally well." Susan chuckles as she takes another sip "Perhaps, I have somehow stolen your alcohol tolerance!"
"You know Val, I'm a bit surprised at your lack of alcohol tolerance. Both of your siblings seem to hold their liquor exceptionally well." Susan chuckles as she takes another sip "Perhaps, I have somehow stolen your alcohol tolerance!"
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"I never liked the taste of alcohol, that's probably why I can't tolerate it very well." He smiled at Susan. "or can I?"
"I am not sure how long we will be stuck here, but I should make dinner just in case." Val pushed himself from the bar counter looked around the building for a kitchen, and hopefully food.
"I am not sure how long we will be stuck here, but I should make dinner just in case." Val pushed himself from the bar counter looked around the building for a kitchen, and hopefully food.
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"Not so fast!" Susan declares standing in Val's way.
"You don't get to drop the 'I can actually secretly drink a ton' card and wander off!" She pulls out a drink and shoves it into his hands.
"This is fruity and delicious, and I'm not moving until you drink it!"
She watches him expectantly.
"You don't get to drop the 'I can actually secretly drink a ton' card and wander off!" She pulls out a drink and shoves it into his hands.
"This is fruity and delicious, and I'm not moving until you drink it!"
She watches him expectantly.
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He stares at the drink and puts it back on the table. "Susan! You know I can't handle my alcohol, why would you do this too me! Nii-chan always picks on me like this too. Don't turn into Nii-chan too."
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Azazel kicks open the inn door and stomps in. "There's nothing out there. He's stranded us in a god forsaken pixie pit." She begins to pace, looking more and more like a caged animal.
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Susan shudders and jumps away for a moment before she suddenly stiffens and clenches her fists.
"You know what? You don't want to answer me? Fine. You wish to continue touching me? Fine."
She takes a deep breath, and takes a giant mouthful of her nearest booze. She walks up to Val, grabs him by the shoulders and kisses him forcing some god damned booze down his god damned throat.
"Hmm, I use my first kiss to get revenge on someone? Typical."
"You know what? You don't want to answer me? Fine. You wish to continue touching me? Fine."
She takes a deep breath, and takes a giant mouthful of her nearest booze. She walks up to Val, grabs him by the shoulders and kisses him forcing some god damned booze down his god damned throat.
"Hmm, I use my first kiss to get revenge on someone? Typical."
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Val froze when Susan grabbed him and pressed her lips against his. He was more disturb when booze shot into his mouth. He managed to swallow some while the rest just dripped out of his mouth after Susan stepped away. The demon just stood there in shock for a good minute before he slowly gathered himself back, not really.
"How could you! My virgin, angel lips were soiled by a crazy, drunkard scientist." Val quickly wiped his lips with his sleeves. He opened his mouth to complain more but fell backwards onto the ground. "Zzzz"
"How could you! My virgin, angel lips were soiled by a crazy, drunkard scientist." Val quickly wiped his lips with his sleeves. He opened his mouth to complain more but fell backwards onto the ground. "Zzzz"
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Upon hearing the thud of Val falling to the ground. Again. Azazel ceases her pacing and turns to the other two in the room.
"What NOW!?"
She marches over and lifts Val over her shoulder. Again. And tries to find a more comfortable place to lay him, settling on a booth nearby.
"What happened?" She stares at Susan awaiting an answer.
"What NOW!?"
She marches over and lifts Val over her shoulder. Again. And tries to find a more comfortable place to lay him, settling on a booth nearby.
"What happened?" She stares at Susan awaiting an answer.
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It occurs to Susan, that she clearly did not think this little revenge plot through. My temper is going to get me killed some day she glances sheepishly up at the clearly annoyed Azazel ...I really hope it isn't today...
"He started it!" Susan waves her arms frantically. "He said he could drink! I questioned him and he hugged me AGAIN! I....I... may have kissed him....sorry
"
She looks over at the unconscious Val, whom she is fairly certain can still hear her.
"I'm sorry to you as well you know. I wasn't really thinking. Although that response was a little hurtful... it isn't like I've ever kissed anyone either..."
"He started it!" Susan waves her arms frantically. "He said he could drink! I questioned him and he hugged me AGAIN! I....I... may have kissed him....sorry
"
She looks over at the unconscious Val, whom she is fairly certain can still hear her.
"I'm sorry to you as well you know. I wasn't really thinking. Although that response was a little hurtful... it isn't like I've ever kissed anyone either..."
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Oh thank goodness she didn't throw me upstairs again. He felt Azazel put him down on a booth nearby before questioning Susan. Val mentally laughed as Susan's tried to explain to Azazel. Humans are silly but quite entertaining.
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Azazel just blankly stares at Susan for a solid minute, taking deep breaths.
Just count. Breathe and count, like Etheyl taught you.
1...
2...
3...
Azazel immediately turns to the wall and starts banging her head against it. Why am I still here?
Just count. Breathe and count, like Etheyl taught you.
1...
2...
3...
Susan Evensong wrote: "He started it!" Susan waves her arms frantically. "He said he could drink! I questioned him and he hugged me AGAIN! I....I... may have kissed him....sorry"
Azazel immediately turns to the wall and starts banging her head against it. Why am I still here?
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Well.... I'm alive...
Susan clears her throat and shifts uncomfortably.
"Well, if you wanted, we could always try to go back through the portal...."
Susan clears her throat and shifts uncomfortably.
"Well, if you wanted, we could always try to go back through the portal...."
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How boring...she changed the topic.
Val pretended to shift in his sleep and rolled his face away from the two.
Ehh, a little nap wouldn't hurt. All that cleaning made me tired.
Val pretended to shift in his sleep and rolled his face away from the two.
Ehh, a little nap wouldn't hurt. All that cleaning made me tired.
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Azazel looks to Susan, head still leaning against the wall. "I suppose. Let's hope it hasn't dissipated yet."
With a put upon sigh, she once again hoists Val over her shoulder and leaves the inn. "I'll never hear the end of it if I left him here..." She heads off in the direction where the portal was.
With a put upon sigh, she once again hoists Val over her shoulder and leaves the inn. "I'll never hear the end of it if I left him here..." She heads off in the direction where the portal was.
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Susan grins almost apologetically. "Well, at least he's quieter this way..."
She grabs one more drink for the road and follows behind Azazel, dragging Zelios with them.
As they arrive at the portal, it seems clear that it is not going to close anytime soon.
"You know... I don't think this portal is going to close on us. I bet with further study we can even a way to open and close it ourselves.... and our bar IS kind of trashed, thanks to a certain group of demons.... Perhaps we should hang around a bit longer?"
She grabs one more drink for the road and follows behind Azazel, dragging Zelios with them.
As they arrive at the portal, it seems clear that it is not going to close anytime soon.
"You know... I don't think this portal is going to close on us. I bet with further study we can even a way to open and close it ourselves.... and our bar IS kind of trashed, thanks to a certain group of demons.... Perhaps we should hang around a bit longer?"
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"If you insist. I suppose there wasn't much at the other bar either." Azazel glances around, sensing no immediate threat she lays Val back down.
"Go on then, do your research." She turns towards the nearest tree and climbs up it.
"Go on then, do your research." She turns towards the nearest tree and climbs up it.
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"Very well I suppose....why are you in that tree?"
Susan pulls out what appears to be an elaborate remote control and starts pressing several buttons.
Susan pulls out what appears to be an elaborate remote control and starts pressing several buttons.
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After about thirty minutes of swearing, fiddling,button pressing, and hitting things with screwdrivers, Susan looks up.
"That... was much easier than I expected. It is odd that a portal would be this... stable... but that works out well for us!"
Susan proudly presses a few buttons and the portal closes before she opens it back up again. She does this several more times while grinning like an idiot.
"Maybe, if you ask nicely, or bribe me with booze, I'll make one for you too!"
"That... was much easier than I expected. It is odd that a portal would be this... stable... but that works out well for us!"
Susan proudly presses a few buttons and the portal closes before she opens it back up again. She does this several more times while grinning like an idiot.
"Maybe, if you ask nicely, or bribe me with booze, I'll make one for you too!"
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"Why wouldn't I be a tree? I can see more from up here." Azazel watches the portal flicker in and out of existence. "Nice work."
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Susan beams with satisfaction, Azazel isn't prone to compliments. Realizing that she is behaving like she actually gives a shit, she collects herself and turns back to the bar.
"Well, there isn't much to do outside, perhaps we should go drink some more?"
"Well, there isn't much to do outside, perhaps we should go drink some more?"
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Azazel shrugs. "Why not?" She follows Susan back to the bar, muttering to herself. "I'm going to need to find something to do soon before I get antsy and kill someone. I wonder if there's any pixies to punt nearby..."
