Susan Evensong Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:03 pm
A yelp of pain comes from within the bush and Susan suddenly jumps to attention.
"WAIT AZAZEL! I recognize that distressed shriek!"
She drags a whimpering Fluffer Nutter from out of the bush.
"FLUFFER NUTTER! Why are you here?"
"I was supposed to convince you to attend a family event, but I got distracted by the pretty bush-lady...."
Ignoring the bush-lady for the moment Susan glares at Fluffer Nutter.
"What family event? And you are MY intern. You don't make ME do anything. What do I even pay you for?
"Y...you don't pay me anything ma'am. Your mother insists you attend. She even sent this lovely dress...."
"I REFUSE! I hate dresses and I hate fancy dinners!"
"BUT MA'AM YOUR MOTHER WON'T GIVE ME A PASSING GRADE IF YOU DON'T ATTEND!"
"Well. Go for me."
"B...but she said YOU had to attend..." Susan grins evily.
20 minutes later Fluffer Nutter is in a messy black wig, a pretty dress, and has a cigarette shoved in his mouth.
"Just sit in the back and smoke. Maybe insult someone once in awhile. They'll never know the difference." Susan shoves him back through the portal and turns to Layla.
"Who the Fuck are you?"
