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RP Free for All: Chapter 9
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Another orb of ice erupts from the vent... man someone REALLY needs to turn down that AC!
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Climbing down from the vent Susan dusts herself off and looks down at the Captain apologetically.
"Well, definately can't leave him here if we're letting him live. And I would be loathe to kill the one useful employee in the whole damn building... Besides you of course Skull Crusher, lovely to see you again."
Susan grins widely at Skull Crusher and points to the unconscious man.
"I'll need your help getting him out of here. Can you look like you're escorting his drunk ass out of the building?"
"Well, definately can't leave him here if we're letting him live. And I would be loathe to kill the one useful employee in the whole damn building... Besides you of course Skull Crusher, lovely to see you again."
Susan grins widely at Skull Crusher and points to the unconscious man.
"I'll need your help getting him out of here. Can you look like you're escorting his drunk ass out of the building?"
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5 ROUNDS OF THE PARTY REMAIN
- For Etheyl & Susan:
- Captain Azur'nellios falls unconscious from the blow, still gripping his sword in his hand.
Skullcrusher runs in. "Susan, not another word out of your mouth; I could hear you through steel walls."
He kneels before the dragonborn and grins. "..And you goddamned owe me."
He reaches in to the dragonborn's pockets, and pulls out a small bag marked with the symbol of Evensong Security.. and proceeds to stuff the captain within his own bag of holding.
"We gotta get out of here, quick, before anyone finds this mess. Also your friend is running around naked, but i'm sure you know that."
- For Aden:
- You smash a window, find a pair of pants, and three guards immediately run up to try and stop you! However.. (See following posts.)
- For Xhiero & Crumnley & Azazel & Lexa:
- Your group successfully leaves Fernando's home. You scan the courtyard, seeing the dozens of guards and patrons still milling about the grounds. No way you can get a woman in plate without being noticed passed this.
Crumnley looks at Azazel. "Don't worry. I had this part planned."
The tiefling pulls out a remote, and flips a large switch. Suddenly in the skies above you, an absolutely massive fireworks display shoots off! The crowd is in awe, and security is struck by utter confusion.
- For Val:
- Fernando makes a disgusting pouty face at Valerie. "Oh babe, but I can't wait any longer.."
He picks her up easily in his gigantic arms.
"How about I carry you to the bedroom. We can explore my man cave tomorrow morning."
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Her heart was still beating from the run and subsequent conflict. All she could do is blink at the security guard, that...was apparently helping and a friend of Susan's? Okay...good, she thinks?
She watches with a numb awe as the man stuffs the big dragonborn into a bag. When he stands, Etheyl waves weakly at him.
"Uhhm...Hey."
She watches with a numb awe as the man stuffs the big dragonborn into a bag. When he stands, Etheyl waves weakly at him.
"Uhhm...Hey."
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Eyes widening, Susan claps a hand over her mouth.
Fucking Remote Malfunctions.
Removing the hand she smiles apologetically and pats him on the shoulder before making her way to the escape vehicle.
Damn, he is so useful.
Fucking Remote Malfunctions.
Removing the hand she smiles apologetically and pats him on the shoulder before making her way to the escape vehicle.
Damn, he is so useful.
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Aden quickly puts on the pants and leaves before the guards can remember him.
"The fireworks ruined a perfectly good joke opportunity," Aden sighs, "Oh well."
He gets back onto the roof and looks for a defenseless guard to knock out.
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"The fireworks ruined a perfectly good joke opportunity," Aden sighs, "Oh well."
He gets back onto the roof and looks for a defenseless guard to knock out.
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"My what big, strong arms you have." Valerie giggled in his arms. Suddenly Valerie feels her cold medicine wearing off.
"You are so skilled to be able to maneuver through your room...uh uh..with a blindfold...uh uh ACHOO!" She sneezes into his face.
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"You are so skilled to be able to maneuver through your room...uh uh..with a blindfold...uh uh ACHOO!" She sneezes into his face.
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Val slips out of Fernando's arms gracefully using the extra lube for momentum. "Aw babe, you got a cold? We could play doctor. ... Babe?"
For a few moments the pop-star stands in the empty room, unaware that his lover had left him.
Your party regroups at the elevator, all having experience a wide variety of trials and tortures, but you were successful. You quickly (but professionally) make your way down to the first floor, where you relocate the valet who brings you your truck; The front door security pay no mind to you, as they are too busy watching the firework show far overhead.
As you load in, there is a moment of just quiet relief, until the grumpy tiefling cracks a grin. "We did it.. we fuckin' did it."
He gives a hug to Etheyl, and shakes a couple hands in celebration. He than opens the carts, revealing the countless amounts of gold inside.
He divides it evenly, each party remember receiving a chest so heavy it would take a natural 20 to lift without breaking a sweat.
"You all did really well. We had a few bumps, but in the end we succeeded. And, for keeping it clean with taking no lives, here," the tiefling hands you each a sack of 500g (You can add to your LIVE GAME CHARACTER SHEET), "A bonus out of my own pocket for each of you."
As the truck gets farther and farther away, Crumnley opens up the back of the van just enough for you all to look out at the tower behind you. In the air, you see a series of fireworks shoot up that spell out "Fat, Phony, Brain Ded Harpy" in gigantic colorful letters above Fernando's penthouse.
"Wait, where the fuck is Aden?"
For a few moments the pop-star stands in the empty room, unaware that his lover had left him.
Your party regroups at the elevator, all having experience a wide variety of trials and tortures, but you were successful. You quickly (but professionally) make your way down to the first floor, where you relocate the valet who brings you your truck; The front door security pay no mind to you, as they are too busy watching the firework show far overhead.
As you load in, there is a moment of just quiet relief, until the grumpy tiefling cracks a grin. "We did it.. we fuckin' did it."
He gives a hug to Etheyl, and shakes a couple hands in celebration. He than opens the carts, revealing the countless amounts of gold inside.
He divides it evenly, each party remember receiving a chest so heavy it would take a natural 20 to lift without breaking a sweat.
"You all did really well. We had a few bumps, but in the end we succeeded. And, for keeping it clean with taking no lives, here," the tiefling hands you each a sack of 500g (You can add to your LIVE GAME CHARACTER SHEET), "A bonus out of my own pocket for each of you."
As the truck gets farther and farther away, Crumnley opens up the back of the van just enough for you all to look out at the tower behind you. In the air, you see a series of fireworks shoot up that spell out "Fat, Phony, Brain Ded Harpy" in gigantic colorful letters above Fernando's penthouse.
"Wait, where the fuck is Aden?"
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Etheyl leans against Crumnley's shoulder as she gazes out at fireworks lighting up the night sky.
"Best birthday gift ever."
"Best birthday gift ever."
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Val retells his escape
Valerie dashed to the balcony by the time Fernando realized she was gone.
"I am sorry, sweetie. I can't afford to get you sick. I must go now...to my people!"
Valerie jumps off of the balcony as she unbuttons the rest of her chef uniform. She quickly assembles it into a parachutes and lands to safety. The demon catches up to her comrades.
Valerie dashed to the balcony by the time Fernando realized she was gone.
"I am sorry, sweetie. I can't afford to get you sick. I must go now...to my people!"
Valerie jumps off of the balcony as she unbuttons the rest of her chef uniform. She quickly assembles it into a parachutes and lands to safety. The demon catches up to her comrades.
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Xhiero smirked and wrapped an arm around Azazel and pulled her close.
"Hey, you got a bit of chocolate on you." He laughed and licked it off her face.
"Hey, you got a bit of chocolate on you." He laughed and licked it off her face.
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Susan grins and pulls Val into a hug.
"That was amazing! I'm sorry you had to deal with such... horrors..."
She frowns as she notices the oil rubbing off onto her clothes as well.
"... When we get home, you are getting a bath."
"That was amazing! I'm sorry you had to deal with such... horrors..."
She frowns as she notices the oil rubbing off onto her clothes as well.
"... When we get home, you are getting a bath."
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Valerie smiled as Susan hugged her. Noticing the oil seeping onto her labcoat, she smirked.
"Both of us are going to need a bath."
"Both of us are going to need a bath."
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Azazel smirks and leans into Xhiero's side. "I think I have more than a bit on me. By the gods it is going to be impossible to get clean."
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"Well I'd hate to waste water, perhaps we'll have to take one together... Should I be concerned about that smirk?"
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"I'll clean it for you." He chuckled. "You need rest after what you have been through."
"Why would you be concern about that? I do need help scrubbing all this filth off of me."
"Why would you be concern about that? I do need help scrubbing all this filth off of me."
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"Well, I would be more than happy to help you scrub it all off... So, where should we go? Back to the Snoring Stone? Azazel's House? The Black Rose Inn?"
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"I am fine anywhere as long as I can wash all this oil off." Valerie shifted back into Val.
"I am not picky, either. Where shall we go, love?" Xhiero asked as he turned to Azazel.
"I am not picky, either. Where shall we go, love?" Xhiero asked as he turned to Azazel.
