Vasani Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:12 am
The door to the mine shaft bursts open and bangs harshly against the wall and a blur of red and green speeds towards Troy. The blur appears to be a small woman with a shock of red hair and she leaps onto Troy's back.
"Testosterone! I found this map! It leads to treasure!" The woman waves a piece of parchment in front of his face. She squeezes her legs against his ribs, as if she was urging a horse forward. "Let's gooooo! TO ADVENTURE!"
Still slightly shocked at his captain's sudden appearance, Troy staggers out the door, but not before glancing over his shoulders at his party members with a concerned look. No ones moved...
The pair continues off into the distance as the woman launches into an elaborate tale about how she acquired her new treasure map.
(I'm going to Virginia for a week. Carry on without me. Seriously, someone post.)