Azazel Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:31 pmVasani grins. "Beat it. We're closed."
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Susan looks confused for a moment before understanding dawns. Putting a hand over her mouth she starts chuckling.
"Subtle. I like it. What did the princess do when she got to the ball?"
"Subtle. I like it. What did the princess do when she got to the ball?"
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Vasani chuckles. "This should be good. What?"
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"She gagged." Susan grins.
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"Oh my." Vasani laughs loudly at this one. "The crew will love that one."
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"To be honest, I'm shocked you haven't heard it. Your turn lovely lady."
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"What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?"
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"Haven't the foggiest. Do enlighten me."
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"About three inches," Vasani says with a mischievous grin.
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"How lucky I am to have only ever been on the upper end of that three inches then." Susan laughs.
"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?"
"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?"
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Vasani snickers. "What I'm thinking is too obvious. What is it?"
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"Gum, you pervert!" She says with a smirk.
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"That's me. Mind constantly in the gutter."
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"Luckily for you, I like that." Susan replies with a grin.
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Vasani stands up just to bow, grinning up at Susan and giving her a wink. "Happy to be of service. Though I think my joke well has run dry."
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Susan laughs and claps.
"Well, I suppose if that is the only thing that has dried up, we'll be fine." She waggles her eyebrows.
"What would you like to do now?"
"Well, I suppose if that is the only thing that has dried up, we'll be fine." She waggles her eyebrows.
"What would you like to do now?"
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"U...uhm.... excuse me...." a timid voice interrupts them.
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Vasani looks up at their new companion with a grin. "Yes?"
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The gentleman in the various anti ghost medallions smiles nervously.
"I... I wanted to thank you for being so nice earlier... I am sorry I fled when those creatures appeared."
"I... I wanted to thank you for being so nice earlier... I am sorry I fled when those creatures appeared."
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"Don't mention it, pet." Vasani motions for him to take a seat.
"I assure you I would have been out that door myself if I wasn't pinned in.." She makes a face at the memory and looks at Susan. "I still don't trust your remote."
"I assure you I would have been out that door myself if I wasn't pinned in.." She makes a face at the memory and looks at Susan. "I still don't trust your remote."
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"Don't blame the tool for your inability to use it. If you didn't know how to use a sword and you injured yourself with one, would you blame the sword?" Susan pouts.
"But is there any way for me to repay you?" The man asks as he sits down. "Maybe.... Maybe I could take you on a date sometime?"
"But is there any way for me to repay you?" The man asks as he sits down. "Maybe.... Maybe I could take you on a date sometime?"
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Vasani looks positively tickled by the idea, she looks at Susan with a grin. "A date is when you get food before the sex, right?"
Looking back to Craig, she bows her head. "I would be honored."
Looking back to Craig, she bows her head. "I would be honored."
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"Oh wonderful! I am so.... w...w...wait.... sex?!" Craig stutters and blushes his train of thought completely derailed.
Susan nearly doubles over with laughter.
"Oh you poor sweet man, you've picked the right girl to ask on a date."
Susan nearly doubles over with laughter.
"Oh you poor sweet man, you've picked the right girl to ask on a date."
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Vasani's brow furrows in confusion a moment, but quickly recovers and flashes Craig a grin. "Only if you want, pet. No need to panic."
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"Oh! I WANT to!" He says hurriedly before turning red again. "Oh lord, did I just say that? What is wrong with me?"
Susan's laughter increases in volume.
Susan's laughter increases in volume.
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